4:41 PM

One day, you just kinda wake up one day during a placement test and realize that you're lost 'cuz you took Trig instead of Calc.

10:13 PM

Tickets to Forró do Bosque pista = 110 reais, Getting an awesome view of the band in the soundbooth because the sound technician thinks you're cute = priceless

8:01 PM

Okay, I'm tired of curly hair, I need a perm. But now I gotta find a salon...again and try to explain "relaxamento. sim, com ammonia...sim tem cheiro...sim, eu realmente uso isso..."